Somebodys Jolly Ass Fiancee Merry Christmas Shirt

I lived in a house with girls and women but no men for like 50 years. The seat’s already down. It’s just easier to sit. Any fluid escaping my body gives me the Somebodys Jolly Ass Fiancee Merry Christmas Shirt Be different from perfect excuse to have a minute of peace from the rest of the world, and I’ll stretch that shit however I can eventually i realized i was sprinkling a little. so i started mopping up the dampness off the seat with a square or two of tp. then i realized that sucked and sat – this also made me realize i could catch an average of 2.3 memes per piss. the answer was obvious. Why stand when you can sit? And why do it out in the open when a more private stall is an option? I think peeing standing up is really weird. I never understood why you wouldn’t sit down to pee at home. Standing up to pee means a higher chance of splash and getting pee particles in the surrounding area Learned that from an ex. She was watching me poop one day (she was always watching me poop fsr), reaching around like Dad taught me to do as a wee lad and she just stopped in her tracks and said, “You really should try wiping from the front. It’s way easier.” That was a long time ago and our partnership too but I still absolutely think of her with gratitude at least twice a day. American. Dad of a Toddler. Soon to be dad of a toddler and a newborn. I am a manager of a grocery store. I pee sitting down to get a min to myself.

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Somebodys Jolly Ass Fiancee Merry Christmas Shirt

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